What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:22

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Can you name a song with the word 'why' in it?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
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Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…